Thanks for all the responses everyone!
I would love to get a new tank and fill it with loaches, and consequently, have a convenient snail disposal solution. However, I would need either a bigger apartment or to throw away my wife's drafting table for that to happen...
Not very likely
And my LFS certainly doesn't need any more snails
aquaboyaquatics: I doubt a predatory invertibrate is appropriate for my tank, but I would like to hear about them regardless.
epicfish: I'm going to break down my tanks, a 10 and a 2.5 to replace them with a 15, probably next week. I'll probably end up with about 20 ramshorns and a single pond snail. If you want them, they're yours. If you throw them in a small tank and give them a tiny bit of food a couple times a week, you should have as many as you'll ever need.