Your going to have to spiff up a bit.

Take off that old torn flannel shirt, get your tight jeans on, open a few buttons on that almost see through linen shirt you have for the beach -the white one

and stand in front of her, with you sly little smile

, motioning with your index finger to "come here..."
... if that doesn't work she may be an imposter

and your newly wed wife is still gone!
