Muahaha!! Trout beware! Crayfish too!
As for the baby shower... its a facade man! Shes going to a strip club with her friends and they don't want to traumatize the kids!!
By the way... on a more random note I just found the most awesome website. It shows you how to make a casting furnace! Tomorrow I'm going to buy all the materials and start making statues... of myself....