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Disneyland's unwelcome visitors
First came Hurricane Charley,
Charley was supposed to be nice.
But Charley got all mean and gnarley
And was nasty by far more than twice!
Michael Eisner was still optimistic,
We'll be in business by Labor day!
But Frances, all huge and ballistic,
Blew Michael's hopes far far away.
To break even poor Michael's now strivin'
He thinks he still may have a chance.
Next in line is Hurricane Ivan
Poor Michael is wetting his pants!
The news is, Michael's now quitting,
The poor fellow, you can hardly blame.
In the Atlantic hurricane Jeanne is sitting,
lining up, and taking aim.
First came Hurricane Charley,
Charley was supposed to be nice.
But Charley got all mean and gnarley
And was nasty by far more than twice!
Michael Eisner was still optimistic,
We'll be in business by Labor day!
But Frances, all huge and ballistic,
Blew Michael's hopes far far away.
To break even poor Michael's now strivin'
He thinks he still may have a chance.
Next in line is Hurricane Ivan
Poor Michael is wetting his pants!
The news is, Michael's now quitting,
The poor fellow, you can hardly blame.
In the Atlantic hurricane Jeanne is sitting,
lining up, and taking aim.