Thanks, everyone! zer0zax, who said I wouldn't take your plants anyway?

Seriously, I think most of the plants will recover. The Blyxa japonica isn't looking good at all which is a shame because I started out with some really nice plants. There's another plant I received from Ingg in a trade that's hit really hard. Some others are a bit touch and go, but for the most part, I think they'll survive enough for me to get cuttings to try to start them over.
My Apisto was in really bad shape. The poor thing spend the night curved over, at the top of the tank on his side. I finally euthanized him. Just before I did, I looked and saw his gills were red. I think the poor water conditions was just too much for him. I'm also noticing one of my torpedo barbs acting strangely. He looks fine, but he's keeping to himself a bit. I'm hoping I don't lose another one. They're not cheap!
I've got all the canisters and accessories going except my hated Eheim. I don't know what it is about that thing that makes it so hard to get going, but each time, I spend hours having to micro-analyze every connection to be sure they're all absolutely perfect.
This time, I can't seem to find the problem. It primes fine, but when I turn it on, the impeller spins, making a knocking sound, while no water is being pushed through. That's all I need is for that filter to be left turned off. It's the one that runs my uv sterilizer that I really want to use right now. To the best of my knowledge the uv sterilizer has filled up with water (it fills at the bottom and returns the water at the top so any air gets pushed out).
I'm sitting here watching one large bubble (tablespoon size) coming out of the intake screen about every 5-15 seconds so something's happening. Maybe by letting it just sit for awhile, it'll fix itself? I guess I'll try to power it up again later on in hopes that it was an air lock that finally worked its way out?
My poor fish. Through all of this, I have fed them only one time, and that was a small feeding. I wanted to get through the mess of starting the filters again (and the crud that creates) so the tank can be calm again before feeding them, but this Eheim snafu has not helped matters.
Good news is that my other tanks with fish are all doing fine. The plant only tanks need to be cleaned out, but they're okay until I can get to them all. I've been watching the ammonia, and so far, so good! I found something I had used to hold riccia in my 2.5g tank that always had oxygen (due to water changes) that I could smell had some good bacteria in it. So I've put it across the intake screens for my XP4. That should help seed that canister. Then I'll move it around to all the canisters.
Enough rambling. If I can just get my Eheim back online, I'll finally start feeling like my tanks are the way the should be.