[MikeWinLDS]

Take him back and get some Ottos or a Bristlenose (I wanted to get one because of its small adult size 4-5" and that fact that it doesn't mess with your plants, but then I saw a close-up of a fully grown male with all its bristles and was like, that thing is ugly, I'll stick with Ottos instead).

 

[MikeWinLDS]

Those Rubbermouth Plecos remind me of Bubba from Forrest Gump:

"What's wrong with your lip?"
"I was born with big gums, sir."
"Well, you better tuck that in. You're liable to catch it on a trip wire."

 

[MikeWinLDS]

What's a Peckoltia? Pictures, stats?