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My Pocket Protector is in My Other Purse.

I am a plantoholic and my pocket protector is in my other purse.

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From an e-mail forward today. Ha ha ha :lol:

"This Idea Is ElimiGREAT!"

Have you seen that show ElimiDATE? Oh man, it's a keeper. They pair up one guy with four girls (or vice versa) and then, one by one, he kicks them to the curb until he's left with the one with the largest breasts. It's easily the most brilliant show since Small Wonder got canceled.

The only problem is that everyone on the show has the IQ of tomato juice. So I think they should have a Joe Millionaire-esque spin-off. Imagine if the four lunkedheaded college boys were paired up with a woman who was secretly a PHD in, say, organic chemistry. Then, during their outings, the woman is instructed to discuss her field of expertise as much as possible, even while the men resort to their usual lower-common-denominator innuendo to try and get in her pants.

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  Boy: So, what do you like and stuff?
  Woman: I like studying heterogeneous catalysts and cleavage of structural proteins.
  Boy: Cleavage! Yeah, baby!
  Woman: I also enjoy working on RNA isolation by acid guanidinium thiocyanate-phenol-chloroform extraction.
  Boy: Right on. I like basketball and gettin' busy.

Then, after the four dupes have gone out with the genius, they are rounded up and given an exam on the subject matter. Whoever scores the highest gets a scholarship at the community college of their choice.

This will be a great show. It will be called "EluciDATE".