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Feeling like you will never be able to afford that Fishroom? Here is your opportunity. Invest with the Society for Temporal Finance.
Here's how it works:
1. Send us money, any sum will do; the more the better.
2. Your money will be deposited in an interest-bearing account.
3.Once time travel is invented, we will send a time travelling representative back to you with your proportionate share of the proceeds, leaving aside only such expenses as may be deducted from time to time in an effort to further research.
Is this a long shot? The longer it takes the more money you make, even if it takes 100 lifetimes. If you don't hear from us soon, that means we are still busy inventing time travel. Sooner or later we will succeed - it''s a sure thing when you have forever!
Send money today, cash, check or credit cards all accepted!
Here's how it works:
1. Send us money, any sum will do; the more the better.
2. Your money will be deposited in an interest-bearing account.
3.Once time travel is invented, we will send a time travelling representative back to you with your proportionate share of the proceeds, leaving aside only such expenses as may be deducted from time to time in an effort to further research.
Is this a long shot? The longer it takes the more money you make, even if it takes 100 lifetimes. If you don't hear from us soon, that means we are still busy inventing time travel. Sooner or later we will succeed - it''s a sure thing when you have forever!
Send money today, cash, check or credit cards all accepted!